Long, long ago, in ancient Han Chuan province, an individual was born named Ting-Ming.
Ting-Ming went to school, learned much, and was good student.
But Ting-Ming had big ideas, higher than highest mountain.
Ting-Ming wanted to serve noble Empress of One-Thousand Roses, Chu-Fae, and the Divine House of Royal Heaven On Earth, that had ruled Han Chuan for long time, through the efforts of its Wise Elders.
Therefore Ting-Ming thought.
And then… Ting-Ming decided to castrate himself.
So he could become the eunuch slave of Empress of One-Thousand Roses, Chu-Fae, and the Wise Elders of Divine House of Royal Heaven On Earth, that ruled Han Chuan.
So it was that Ting-Ming strove many years in Chu-Fae’s service.
Ting-Ming knew he would die without children, but he felt this was small sacrifice to make.
Ting-Ming served Chu-Fae, and as he young man, she much taught him.
She taught him art, of Ling-Yang, or ‘Ancient Order of Sex-Magic Worthless Degeneracy,’ that all from Chu-Fae’s generation worshiped.
Ting-Ming also did much for Divine House of Royal Heaven On Earth.
He worked in sacred temple of Chu-Bang, and became master of gold, paper, and silver.
And Ting-Ming rose high in rank and esteem.
But one day the wise elders of Divine House of Royal Heaven On Earth came to him, and said that they had had a vision.
They said they saw vision like giant lightning, that come quick in flash, and make clear all.
Out of lighting come wise Serpent King, with many other wise Serpent Kings with him.
Wise Serpent King make them understand.
He say Divine House of Heaven On Earth no heaven at all.
He say Divine House of Heaven On Earth is HELL.
And Wise Elders learn this big big problem.
“What can be done?!?” asked Ting-Ming in horror.
And Wise Elders explained, that House Of Hell On Earth must bring in many many Saricians, from over mountains, and only when many Saricians live in Han Chuan, will it become Divine House of Heaven On Earth, as it should be.
So Ting-Ming labored with the Wise Elders for long, long time, to bring many Saricians to Han-Chuan.
They knew that Saricians brutal, violent men, with strange God, who rape Han-Chuan children, and Han-Chuan women, and make magic explosions that blow up streets of city.
But in the palace, Chu-Fae, Ting-Ming and the Wise Elders did not have to hear the screams, and they knew, all was for good purpose.
This go on for many years, until new problem appear.
Wise Elders summoned Ting-Ming yet again.
“What is problem?” asked Ting-Ming.
And the Wise Elders explained.
“There is peasant women.
She make big problems.
She say Saricians bad.
She say SHE should be ruler of Han Chuan.”
With that, Ting-Ming needed hear no more.
He went out, and with help of Wise Elders, defeated evil peasant woman.
With that, all returned normal.
Ting-Ming continued to serve Wise Elders, who continued vision of Serpent King.
But one day Ting-Ming hear great roar, of violence all around him.
He open door, and exclaim with horror at what happening.
On the left, angry Saricians, on the right, angry peasants.
Both wanting tear up Wise Elders, and Ting-Ming.
Ting-Ming ran fast as eunuch legs would take him, hoping to escape the onslaught.
But he and Wise Elders, could not run fast enough.
And on steps of Chu-Bang, they were ripped into many pieces.